Ik was net aan het surfen op internet en opeens kwam ik een lijst met wiskundegrappen tegen. Ik heb een paar leuke voor jullie uitgezocht. Geniet ervan!

  • The shortest math joke: let epsilon be < 0.
  • Q: What is a compact city?
    A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted policemen.   


    • Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
      A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe! 
    • 1 + 1 = 3, for sufficiently large one's.

    • Pope has settled the continuum hypothesis!
      He has declared that cardinals above 80 have no powers. 

    • Q: Why didn't Newton discover group theory?
      A: Because he wasn't Abel. 

    • An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener ..."

    • Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].